My Big Fat Fucking Post about Book Piracy
Somebody stole my book!
You spent all that time writing your masterpiece. You're understandably proud of it. And you get the dreaded whisper in your digital ear from a fellow author: "My book was on this piracy site and yours might be too!" You check (mistake number one, you shouldn't even visit these sites) and lo! There it is!
Your baby.
Booknapped.

How I Make Book Covers Fast, Free, and Easy
Watch the video to see, step by step, how I make book covers quickly and at no cost using online resources. This is exactly what I would do if I were making a real cover: you get to see a bit of experimentation as I try various things to get the look I want.

Not-So-Basic Writer Shit
The Not-So-Basics
People asked me if I was ever going to expand on my basic writer shit you gotta know post. You're reading the "yes" answer right now. In this post, I'll leave poetry alone and focus only on fiction

Writers & Poets: Basic Shit You Gotta Know
Don't say you have a dream to be a writer or a poet and then act like you can't fucking be bothered to rise above your own ignorance. And we're all ignorant, it's only a matter of degree. Complacency is mediocrity, and mediocrity is a very slow suicide. The quest to be better, to be the absolute best you can, is long-term spirit food for the soul.

People Don't Buy Books Because They're Written Well
Have you ever wondered...
Why some books sell, even though they're atrociously edited and spilling over with purple prose and adverbs? Have you ever wondered why excellent stories languish on the shelves (physical and virtual) unsold? And yet some books do sell well that are excellent stories with impeccable editing.
Click or tap to read this blog post.

In an Octopus' Garden: Futanari Loves Octogirl 2
People loved the strange, beautiful and HOT romance that blossomed between Jaelyn the futanari and Liana the octogirl.
If you read the first book, you may have idly wondered what would happen next to them?
I guarantee you will not see coming what happens.
